J’aime le Dubstep #176 – Forensicsforensics…

First off let me tell you that I claim not to be an expert on Dubstep or dancing, but I sure love doin' the Dubstep Dance like a sugared up robotic circus monkey YEAHHHHHH. WOB WAH WAH WOB :) Im just a fan of Dubstep music and the scene. I request that you worry less about my typos and odd sense of humor and just enjoy the video madness ;) Alright, now thats clear im gonna put on some good Dubstep music and tell you a story... cue the music.. Enter the SUB BASS ((((0)))) In the late 90s people started to ask the question What is Dubstep dancing? is it the same as a Dubstep skank? What is Dubstep skanking you ask, well it means different things to different people. Here is one cats perspective and dubstep dance tutorial httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyC9xvRn7Jk I myself think that these bright young gents may not have their noggins on straight, they do have some sooper dooper fabuloso moves to teach you... Enjoy httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0keLnsdJaKE Here is another "How to Dance to Dubstep" tutorial video for those about to ride the BASS CANON at a swampy Dubstep show... oh yes SWAMPY :) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4omkRbElqY A popular trend as of late (see video by my talented mate SaladUK below) has seen random clips from obscure and unrelated videos spliced and diced to create a spastic and often glitchy presentation of people, animals and objects animated and overdubbed with often intense, heavy Dark Dubstep music. Often reffered to lovingly by the fans and fanatics as Filth music or FilthStep. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvevtBeqE-g There are many versions of the dubstep dance, some silly, some freestyle and others that borrow to create Dubstep dancehall, Reggae, Hip Hop and Breakdancing. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn90iyutb7I As far as a Dubstep dances being related to Hip Hop goes, Here is some Real Dubstep Dancing by some top UK B-boys that in my opinion are cool as hell :) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaO3xIpMfig Check out "Unnecessary Skanking" by http://www.youtube.com/user/SaladUK ..Its all about the timing. httpvp://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2A76F1C7A96788D1 In my opinion SaladUK has made some of the best Dubstep Dance videos funny Dubstep skanking videos to date. You can find his videos among the best Dubstep on Youtube. Just as the sporatic editing of video created for Dubstep music is a favorite among the Dubstep community, there is another pastime that many partake in to get a laugh from viewers. Im reffering to foul commenting, Youtube Dubstep videos have become a breeding ground for funny Dubstep quotes and funny Dubstep sayings. You will find some of the most original and played out "this music is so dirty that..." jokes online. It seems as if all taste goes out the window and no punches are pulled as commenters get as crude as they can. Often the most disgusting and juvenile phrases get the most "Thumbs up" and praise. Its all done in good spirit to give their dubsteppa mates a cheap snicker. If you are a fan of Dubstep music and bass music culture then be sure to visit Dubstept-shirts.com as they offer Men's and women's Dubstep clothing & dubstep gifts for all Dubstep artists, DJs & fans of Dub, Reggae, Electro, Filth, Grime, Drum n Bass and underground Bass music. 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Someone needs to video remix them & overdub them with a Dubstep soundtrack and it would be sick!!!! hey SaladUK :) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ3BTKMILw Dancing to dubstep has become very popular, people like to put on a favorite free Dubstep mix that they got from Dubstep radio online or a Dubstep blog that offers free tracks from Artists off their favorite Dubstep Allstars CD and have fun learning how to dance to Dubstep. The point is to have fun, be yourself and get your skank on! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0KwG3ynscI If you are new to Dubstep music then get the Dubstep Allstars compilation for a great sample of good dubstep artists. Some people like what is called a JUMP UP sound often heavy, intense & darker Dubstep. Yet others like a more Electronica Dub vibe such as Mt Eden Dubstep or a more "Dubby" Dubstep Reggae style such as Kode9 Dubstep. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq7JR-xEmHA Some like dark Dubstep like Skream Dubstep and others like the best Dubstep mixes and Dubstep remixes of top 40 dance hits. There are as many genres of Dubstep as there are dance genres. The point is to have fun and make a funny Bass face while you skank your butt off. Like what you like! Enjoy what you enjoy... Its your world ;) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoAlWDVe2hw We will continue to collect and post our favorite Dubstep Dance and Skanking videos to provide you with lots of fun and entertainment. We even show you where to find a Dubstep shirt that you can wear one while you do the Dubstep shuffle. (made that one up) .. lately lots of kidz been searching for Sub soldiers clothing dubstep, Chrispy shirt, Excision shirt and shit I dont think exists yet! The fun and games of the Dubstep dance have come a long way... What was once for fun is now a Dubstep clothing blog with sick Dubstep gear sold round the globe. They search for "dubstep shirt buy" and "buy dubstep shirt" and crazy shit like "dubstep lovestep" ... WTF iz dat? :0 httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKIHF1dKLss They email me and ask "What is dubstep dancing called?" and "what is the most sexy dubstep music?" .. I myself would say that Mt Eden Dubstep is right up there but Im sure there is some sexier Dubstep than that. It all depends on if its Kiss and Hug Dubstep or Phuck and spit Dubstep, Graphic I know but are you a teen in love or a cheeky travelin' Dj scruff? Theres a place in this world for all you ruddy Dubsteppa's. Ive heard it called Dirty filthy robot sex music among other things. Low end theory makes some sexy stuff according to my gal pal, and juicy dubstep biggie remix has had a Vag badge pipe or two laid to it as well. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5BII4M8u8o Hell, Sex Shmexx, .. all the green Chavs wanna know is what programs do Excision and Datsik use to make Dubstep. How to dubstep? thats all they care about... I guess they think the C, the money and the Fame all come once they find the best software to create Dubstep. Let me clear the Bullshit.. It aint easy, it aint a sample, it takes work to make a propa bass frequency bend to your will to get the freakz wantin to know how to dance dubstep. The music is a sick art, The Skank is a sick art. The BASS IS SICKKKK, You take a mfrk freaks mini mix track and melt it over some ladytron dubstep remixes and BLAFFF.. NirPhukinSubSonicvanna ... YESSSSS httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lLqqR2pcws So for the train jumpers only looking for "dnb t shirts" and "Where can i find a RUN DMC dubstep shirt?" I feel no pity. Not to say I wont tell you where to find one of those staples of the bass scene but I myself have liked a deeper search from the kidz of late such as "tee shirt excision dubstep" and the ever so adventurous "dubstep clothing Excision" ... Its funny and good. The ones that really get me are the no diggity dubstep x-step dubstep dancing requests that I get by email. Once again WTF iz dat? Hahah httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ixpzxmnyE Flinch dubstep is movin' up in the scene and Dub Rex ft Rhino - Batmobile mp3 is Sicknesss folks. So remember if your from some back woods planet and your asking me about datsik t shirts.. I will respond with we speak no americano lyrics english... With a shit eating grin as the Sub wobbles and Warbs. PHLAPPPPPP httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myMC3IETlpo Dubstept-shirts.com has original Dubstep t shirts, hats, hoodies & the best Dubstep gear for fans of Dubstep grime and Underground Dubstep music. We also offer Music, Links and resources for new fans of Dubstep, Eskibeat, 2-Step, UK Garage & Grime music. Check out our worldwide best selling shirts: DUBSTEP Wall tshirt | RUN DMC Dubstep t shirt | DUBSTEP JUNKIE t shirt | GOT DUBSTEP? t shirt | Durty Girls Love DUBSTEP t shirt and our Dubstep Hats, Dubstep Bumper stickers , Dubstep Mousepads , Dubstep Mugs , Dubstep Keychains , Dubstep Stickers , Dubstep buttons , Dubstep posters and more. We plan to include videos for Dubstep and related music genres like UK Garage music, 2 Step music, Grime music, Neurofunk music, Eskibeat music, Techstep music, Trill Bass music, Darkstep music, Hyperdub music, Sublow music and also share Dubstep related humor such as Budstep and Brostep. This Dubstep dance video is a might bit jacked and one of the top searched for often as Dubstep girl or wobble girl... Most felt it to be in bad taste, but most had a hard laugh. God bless wobble girl :) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAz15Y3S8V0 P.S. it was later found out that the original video that contained what would become Wobble girls internet Meme video was a hoax and was staged by the woman in the video herself for reasons unknown. This video is bizarre, extreme and for some at times hard to watch. AUTHOR INSIGHT: It is often implied through music, comments and humor in the Dubstep community that Heavy Sub Bass can give you a seisure, cause brain malfunction or create some other unwanted involuntary reaction. Case in point, E.A.P. (Extreme Audio Pain) This is often due to the need to describe or express the Dub music in question as being dirty, filthy or so mind bending that it can do supernatural things to the listener. BASS CANON BAZZZ CANNNOOONN httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjhKr2plz64 Example: Believe me when I tell you from first hand experience that without a doubt a good Sub Bass line on a big drop after some intense silence can make your brain and bowels feel like your skull popped open, ejected your soggy bass burnt brain and it decided to do a backflip into your tight lipped filth lovin' arse... its that good my friend... its that good (why do I picture Will ferrel saying those words in a Dirty Dubsteppa hoodie wearing a gasmask) ATTN: Be on the lookout for the new comedy starring Will (DJ Durty Bassturd) Ferrel called... Big Bass theory? Filthy Mc Filth? Dubstop please? ... see what extreme Bass does to your brains kids ;) .. or just watch and see for yourself. >>> Alright I guess I forgot to explain what Dubstep music is to those of you that still have no idea what the hell Dubstep is. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music that has its roots in London’s early 2000s UK garage scene, Sometimes called Dark Garage (not to be confused with the kind you park your hooptie in) . Musically, dubstep is distinguished by its 2-step rhythm, or use of snare sounds similar to 2-step garage and grime, and an emphasis on bass (BIG PHAT STINKY DIRTY TOE JAM BASS), often producing “dark” sounds, but just as frequently producing sounds reminiscent of dub reggae or funky UK garage. Its quite frankly "the Shiznit" ... im paraphrasing here :) Dubstep tracks are generally produced at a tempo of around 140 beats per minute and in recent years have developed signature half time rhythms, often heavily shuffled or syncopated, and usually, though not exclusively, including only one snare drum hit per bar, often on the third beat... cause thats how we roll BEOTCHHHHH, sorry you dirty C's Such factors make dubstep rhythms markedly different from four-to-the-floor rhythms used in other styles of electronic dance music such as house music, Hip hop, which usually have two snare hits accompanying the second and fourth kick drum. Often, the sense of rhythm in dubstep is propelled more by the bassline than by the percussive content.... Cause your mum loves the Bass & thats why we bang it :) The earliest dubstep releases, which date back to 1999, were darker, more experimental, instrumental dub remixes of 2-step garage tracks attempting to incorporate the funky elements of breakbeat, or the dark elements of drum and bass into 2-step, which featured as B-sides of single releases. (what do ya' mean nastynasty newports?) Another Robotically inspired style dance that would be good with a "Massive Dur'ee Dub choon ove' it TRUSSSS" http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/yZD2Qc78GxQ In 2001, this and other strains of dark garage music began to be showcased and promoted at London’s club night Forward>>, which went on to be considerably influential to the development of Dubstep... Drumstep, Grimestep, Brostep, Joystep, Filthstep, Gorestep, Brumstep, Pubstep, Budstep, Skastep + 1 mili more every other STEP etc. Q:"etsetruh mate, Safe ... wanna Cuppa?" "iss one 'ear iz skankin to a DnB/Dubstep/Electro hybrid in 'er Knickers ayy? ,Maawwwsiv' innit" A: Yes sir, yes it is, its been known to warm the cockles of a blokes heart like a dubstep dance college party :) The term “dubstep” in reference to a genre of music began to be used by around 2002, by which time stylistic trends used in creating these remixes started to become more noticeable and distinct from 2-step and Grime. (Skepta claym ta be da King bu' dem Grimy Bod Bwoy 'pon duh soun' systum vexd anuh saay dem NA!) ... dont ask DubstepDance.com supports and respects the following sites that they feel have contributed in a major way to the foundation and advancement of Dubstep and Bass Music Culture... BIG UP DubstepXclusive.ning.com , DubstepForum.com , BareFiles.com , SubFM.com , Dubstep.FM and BareDubs.com , GetDarker.com , DrumzOfTheSouth , Riddim.ca & BRRRAP.com If you are like us than you Love Dubstep. Dubstep has many flavors despite what haters would say. It can range from mellow and dreamy i.e. Mt Eden, Silkie, Peverelist, Kito, some NERO & Basement Jaxx remixes.. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFckd3JKQno to filthy, disturbing and bizarre i.e. Xilent, Krypton, Skrillex, Excision, Datsik and many more Hardcore dubstep Artists, DJs & Producers. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_7ySXY4qRk Track list. 1. UFK Dubstep Tutorial - Dubba Jonny 2. Bassnectar - Bass Head 3. Benny Page & Zero G - Panpipes 4. Blatta & Insha - Pet Massage (Dodge & fuski Remix) 5. Datsik - Galvanize 6. Deadmau5 - One Trick Pony /feat. SOFI) 7. Doctor P - Sweet Shop 8. Dodge & Fuski - Fierce 9. Datsik - Gecko 10. Downlink - Ignition 11. Emalkay - When I Look At You 12. Flux Pavillion - R00R 13. Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Rusko Remix) 14. La Roux - Bulletproof (Subscape Remix) 15. Datsik - Gizmo 16. Dodge & Fuski - Pornstep feat. The Highbury Whores 17. SKRILLEX - Kill Everybody (Bare Noize Remix) 18. Nero - Act Like You Know (Dubstep remix) 19. Reso - Smash Yer Face In 20. Datsik - Nuke ' Em (Dubstep) 21. Dodge & Fuski - Void 22. SKRILLEX - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites 23. Rusko - Woo Boost 24. TC - Where's My Money (Caspa Remix) 25. She Is Danger - Hurt You (Subscape Remix) 26. The Prodigy - Breathe (Numbernin6 Remix) ... Dubstep has many versatile styles From organic to machine like. The heavier, harsher stuff seems to be most popular at the time of writing this but the truth is, Here at SITENAME our favorite kind of Dubstep is.. DUBSTEP! One thing for sure is that Good Dubstep is a powerful kind of music with an ability to make a listener Dream, Groove or get Agro. Some would say that the top Dubstep is played out, but if you dig deeper there is new growth in the Dubstep scene that is making it transform into many styles and genres that in the future, will make it just another type of music that you mention when you try to describe the sound of a new artist or song to a friend. Its easy these days to say "its typical Dubstep", "its Filthy" or "its really mellow & Dubby"... those most familiar with Dubstep music will understand these descriptions without even needing to hear the Dubstep track being described. Soon simple descriptions such as these will be much harder to maintain, because Producers, DJs and Artists are combining styles, vibes and flows to make a unique experience for the listener. Enter "Multistep".. a sonic adventure, my prediction is that soon artists will start to create Epic traveling art tracks that take the listener on a journey, similar to the way the Rock Artists in the 70s started to create concept albums and themed projects. I am aware of the infancy of this being done because I keep in touch with the founders and underground Dubstep Artists that a few die hard fans, DJs and known artists are aware of, but the truth is that this musical revolution is just beginning. (remember Dusty Dubplate coined the phrase Multistep :) The best Dubstep is simply this, whatever Dubstep YOU think is the best. No one critic or internet radio DJ can decide for you what The Best Dubstep Artist, Song or remix is. That is your responsibility, be open minded and try out new music. Sometimes you want to chill and at other times you may want to spaz out... Dubstep offers many variations on these areas. Dubstep tracks can be original or a remix of a popular pop song. Either way its a fairly new genre as far as the music listening community goes. As far as the true fans go, it may be coming to the point where they are fiending for new tracks to get inspired by... mark my words.. "They are Coming" The following is an article that I found funny for whatever reason by a cool author named Ginger Rush (great pen name). I figured that it would be good filler since I have run out of things to say about Dubstep dancing until my brain gets some more dirty bass tunes to digest ;) Prepare to Rave - Store Up Your Energy and Dance 'Til Dawn By [http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Ginger_Rush]Ginger Rush Dancing 'til dawn will be all the rage again this summer and at least one rave store will be dancing all the way to the bank. Raves are all night dance parties held at underground clubs where the action gets hot and heavy pretty much until the bodies collapse, spent on the floor. If you ever wondered why energy drinks are on every other ad on the TV you can bet that these underground dance parties have much to do with it. Your best bet to last all night is, before you go to your rave, store up some energy and plan on a long night. A typical dance club will have a lot of open space, typically lit only with black lights, spots and strobes and the music will be loud with a heavy beat. As the action gets hot this summer the competition to shine individually will get even more intense as everyone tries to stand out against the dark. If we only had a dubstep dance dvd to give us the secret skank moves and dubstep dances. With a soundtrack like bassnectar vs california swag district. Some go with a Gothic look, others go with a techno look, but whatever the fashion is, you know one rave store or another will be there to supply the latest style. Bring that Dubstep music angry robot style M8 :) Personally I'm torn between the flashy Techno look and the Gothic look. Techno has the great curve revealing fashions while Gothic is more mystical with lace and ruffles. Whichever look I go with lately I'm always finding a pair of fashion mirrored contact lenses to go with it. I like the pink when I go Gothic, I go with the blue when I'm techno. Either way I love the way the mirrored contact lenses fluoresce in the dark light. I look forward to seeing all of you out on the dance floor this summer, with whatever hot look suits you. Take a tip from the Pres and Dubstep it up in a fly suit ..... Ginger Rush | Whether you're looking for complete ensembles or separates our [http://www.squidoo.com/ravestore]rave store selections can help. Don't forget to pick out a pair of [http://www.squidoo.com/raveeyewear]mirrored contact lenses to really stand out in the heat of the night. Article Source: [http://EzineArticles.com/?Prepare-to-Rave---Store-Up-Your-Energy-and-Dance-Til-Dawn&id=2205970] Prepare to Rave - Store Up Your Energy and Dance 'Til Dawn And last but never least, If anybody wants to disrespect the Dubstep dance, then I got a friend that wants to meet you.... and believe me, you dont want to talk shit about Dubstep or the Dubstep Dance cause the Dubstep Viking dont play !!! 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